• You can enjoy a beer all month long.
• Beer stains wash out.
• You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.
• Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
• If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
• Beer is never late.
• A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
• A hangover will go away.
• Beer labels come off without a fight.
• When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
• A beer never has a headache.
• A beer will never nag you.
• A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.
• If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.
• A beer always goes down easy.
• You can share a beer with friends.
• You always know if you’re the first one to pop a beer.
• A beer is always wet.
• A beer doesn’t demand equality.
• You can have a beer in public.
• A beer doesn’t care what time you come home.
• A frigid beer is a good beer.
• You don’t have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
• If you decide to change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

The best of both worlds………………mmmmmmm……..tasty!