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Chuck Norris Superman JokeSuperman wears Chuck Norris underpants. Chuck Norris Extinct JokeIf you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris Toilet PaperChuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn’t work because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from nobody. Chuck Norris Boat JokeWhen Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn’t get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
Chuck Norris Pushup JokeWhen Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the world down Chuck Norris Manhattan Project JokeThe Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn’t even come close.
Chuck NorrisChuck Norris doesn’t read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them. Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesChuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesIf Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesWhen Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesChuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. Chuck Norris L&O JokeChuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesThere is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris Boogeyman JokeThe Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesChuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It’s not because he’s scared of the dark – it’s Because the dark is scared of him. Chuck Norris Jesus JokeChuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. However, the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it.
Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesWhen Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Vader JokeDarth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesA blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man’s blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesIf you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesWhen girls have sex with god, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!! Chuck Norris Hunting JokeChuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris Jokes - JokesSome kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete. Unclickable ButtonChuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button… twice

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  • 1 PimpSteve // Jan 27, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer….too bad Chuck Norris NEVER crys…..

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