The REAL Reasons Men Cheat
In response to: http://digg.com/health/Top_10_Reasons_Why_Men_Cheat_2
That original article was written by a woman, and we all know chicks have no idea about why they do anything themselves, much less why men do things. So, I thought I’d clear things up a bit with the REAL Top
10 14 Reasons Men Cheat (yes, we added a few more for kicks)…
14. Because we swear she wasn’t as fat last night.
13. Because she told us she was a mom.
12. Because we don’t remember her tits looking like this last night.
11. Because she thinks she’s better than us and we want to punish her with a rage-boning.
10. Because she had an accent.
9. Because she has fake boobs and we wanted to see what they were like.
8. Because she told me us she was a virgin.
7. Because it was a ride we hadn’t been on yet.
6. Because her eyes were blue.
5. Because her eyes were not blue.
4. Because she asked us to and we don’t like confrontation.
3. Because she was next to us when we woke up…on the floor.
2. Because we were out of town and wanted to experience a
And the top reason men cheat on women….
1. New Pussy.