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Re: The REAL Reasons Men Cheat

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The REAL Reasons Men Cheat

In response to: http://digg.com/health/Top_10_Reasons_Why_Men_Cheat_2

That original article was written by a woman, and we all know chicks have no idea about why they do anything themselves, much less why men do things. So, I thought I’d clear things up a bit with the REAL Top 10 14 Reasons Men Cheat (yes, we added a few more for kicks)

14. Because we swear she wasn’t as fat last night.
13. Because she told us she was a mom.
12. Because we don’t remember her tits looking like this
last night.
11. Because she thinks she’s better than us and we want to punish her with a rage-boning.
10. Because she had an accent.
9. Because she has fake boobs and we wanted to see what they were like.
8. Because she told me us she was a virgin.
7. Because it was a ride we hadn’t been on yet.
6. Because her eyes were blue.
5. Because her eyes were not blue.
4. Because she asked us to and we don’t like confrontation.
3. Because she was next to us when we woke up…on the floor.
2. Because we were out of town and wanted to experience a new city

And the top reason men cheat on women….
1. New Pussy.

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7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Claudia // Feb 19, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Okay – I get it!

    Interesting – I love it that men always think us gals know shit about life.

    I’ve had a couple of men in my time and non of them went looking for new pussy whilst they were with me.

    Hmmmn now let me see – I have some dear male friends in the interim you can call them dirty old men and they are proud to be labelled as such. But i would never enter into a sexual relationship with these dear friends cos I’ve been watching their behaviour around women for 20 years or more and know exactly what I’ll get.

    I have warned my lady friends not to get sexually involved with my darling friends because they will land up heart broken as they do not know how these men just have the need to wander into other pussy.

    Can you believe my girl friends think I’m just jealous because I didn’t bed the man in question?
    Heellloooo I’ve known and been exactly these kind of men’s best friend for over 20 years soIthink I got it figured already.

    One of my dearest friends who unfortunately has already passed often said to me, “Hey Babe I never went to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few!”

    In case you’re interested I can tell you why women go looking else where. Or did you think we’re just waiting for dirty dick to come back?

  • 2 spostareduro // Feb 24, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Uh, er, mmm…yup yup. For sure.

  • 3 god_hot // Mar 10, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Why do some people cheat in relationships?
    “I wasn’t an angel, either. I cheated, too,” :):):)

  • 4 dirty sanchez // Mar 12, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Claudia…women do not know shit about anything. You’re all dumb. If you have friends that consider themselves “dirty old men”…
    1. You’re not hot
    2. You’re friends are fags

  • 5 k // Oct 8, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    And how do you know for sure they didnt cheat maybe they just fooled you. Didn’t get caught out smarted you. Claudia you have any idea how many ladies think i am so good he wont cheat he didnt cheat hasnt cheated how many have never beenm caught. and you think you have never been cheated on. are you really that hoodwinked?

  • 6 gus // Oct 31, 2008 at 6:33 am

    i’ve cheated many times and been cheated on more times than i probably will ever want to kno. but hell life is too short so one must enjoy variety

  • 7 696969 // Dec 27, 2010 at 7:29 am

    i dont no any of u but as much time as u all spend on here there is no way any of u get laid!!!!

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