The REAL Reasons Men Cheat
In response to: http://digg.com/health/Top_10_Reasons_Why_Men_Cheat_2
That original article was written by a woman, and we all know chicks have no idea about why they do anything themselves, much less why men do things. So, I thought I’d clear things up a bit with the REAL Top 10 14 Reasons Men Cheat (yes, we added a few more for kicks)…
14. Because we swear she wasn’t as fat last night.
13. Because she told us she was a mom.
12. Because we don’t remember her tits looking like this last night.
11. Because she thinks she’s better than us and we want to punish her with a rage-boning.
10. Because she had an accent.
9. Because she has fake boobs and we wanted to see what they were like.
8. Because she told me us she was a virgin.
7. Because it was a ride we hadn’t been on yet.
6. Because her eyes were blue.
5. Because her eyes were not blue.
4. Because she asked us to and we don’t like confrontation.
3. Because she was next to us when we woke up…on the floor.
2. Because we were out of town and wanted to experience a
And the top reason men cheat on women….
1. New Pussy.
6 responses so far ↓
1 Claudia // Feb 19, 2008 at 11:15 am
Interesting - I love it that men always think us gals know shit about life.
I’ve had a couple of men in my time and non of them went looking for new pussy whilst they were with me.
Hmmmn now let me see - I have some dear male friends in the interim you can call them dirty old men and they are proud to be labelled as such. But i would never enter into a sexual relationship with these dear friends cos I’ve been watching their behaviour around women for 20 years or more and know exactly what I’ll get.
I have warned my lady friends not to get sexually involved with my darling friends because they will land up heart broken as they do not know how these men just have the need to wander into other pussy.
Can you believe my girl friends think I’m just jealous because I didn’t bed the man in question?
Heellloooo I’ve known and been exactly these kind of men’s best friend for over 20 years soIthink I got it figured already.
One of my dearest friends who unfortunately has already passed often said to me, “Hey Babe I never went to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few!”
In case you’re interested I can tell you why women go looking else where. Or did you think we’re just waiting for dirty dick to come back?
2 spostareduro // Feb 24, 2008 at 10:13 pm
3 god_hot // Mar 10, 2008 at 8:50 am
“I wasn’t an angel, either. I cheated, too,” :):):)
4 dirty sanchez // Mar 12, 2008 at 5:59 am
1. You’re not hot
2. You’re friends are fags
5 k // Oct 8, 2008 at 3:05 pm
6 gus // Oct 31, 2008 at 6:33 am
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