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Jokes To Get The Juices Flowin’

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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why.
(Adam Ferrara)

If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!

Why haven’t any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn’t need cleaning yet

How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the crap out of you.

Woman inspires us to great things…and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women’s rights.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark!

Women are cute and cuddly – every man should own one.

How are women and high school phone policies similar?
Because they can be seen but not heard

Why do women live longer than men?
Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking.

How do you get a woman dizzy?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to go sit in a corner.

A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
The man’s, he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Darren // Jan 22, 2009 at 2:15 am

    There is a blonde in the middle of a field rowing an imaginary boat. Another blonde pulls to the side of the road and yells, ” You know, it’s blonde’s like you who give us a bad name and if I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass!!”

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