How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!

Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.

Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she stumbles around and bumps into things!

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound????

What did Helen Keller’s room look like?? We don’t know, and she didn’t know either!

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? “Endless love.”

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? So you can read her lips!!

What was Helen Keller’s favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs!

What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? UUUuuuuuhhhmmmm……..Just looking!

What is the name of the movie that starred Helen Keller?? “Worthless Bitch!”

How did Helen Keller burn her face? She was bobbing for French fries.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They stuck doorknobs to all the walls.

Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive a car??? Because she’s a woman.