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Why did God invent yeast infections?
So that women know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt.

How do you get a fat girl into bed?
Piece of cake.

What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.

What’s the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
I cry when I cut up onions.

What has 8 legs and makes girls scream?
Gang rape.

What’s the difference between a smear test and rape?
Women hate smear tests.

What’s the difference between a washing machine and a 18-year-old girl?
The washing machine won’t follow you around for 2 weeks after you drop a load in it.

What’s the smartest thing to have come out of a woman’s mouth?
Einstein’s cock.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
Slobberdownmycockyoubitch.

What’s the best thing about kinky sex?
Wiping the blood off the hammer.

Whats black and blue and full of protein?
A rape victim.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes and a broken nose?
Nothing: She must be deaf

What’s the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last “incident”?
The dishes, if she knows what’s good for her.

What is the worst thing you can say to a woman?
“Don’t let this rape turn into a murder.”

What’s tough enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.

Why did God give women one more brain cell than cows?
So when you play with their tits, they don’t shit on the ground.

Tags: Jokes

10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mark // Mar 31, 2009 at 3:15 am

    This is over the top and promotes violence toward women and I think it is quite offensive. I don’t mind the sexuality but the humor section at the end of the page was totally intolerable.

  • 2 Eddie // Jun 29, 2009 at 4:13 am

    Your jokes are rather humorless and offensive. Rape is never funny.

  • 3 captainbob // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    I have to agree this is not humor at all and should not be tolerated. Maybe somebody should slap you around some.

  • 4 buster n good // Nov 15, 2009 at 4:43 am

    mark evidently has a little sugar in his britches eddie must be his butt-buddy and captbob is there to provide mmm oral support

  • 5 Jay // Jan 30, 2010 at 9:52 am

    buster n good, you have a super small dick. the rest of the guys are right. these so-called ‘jokes’ are not funny at all but extremely offensive. i didn’t laugh at a single one of them.

  • 6 Robert // Feb 25, 2010 at 7:46 am

    Buster n good hands down these bitches dont know shit,i COULDNT stop laughing, especially the part about rape hahahah

  • 7 buster n good // Apr 12, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    jay is a synonym for GAY, and that aint what yo mama and sister said concerning my manhood . They couldn’t say much of anything though…… their mouths were FULL, how’s your wife and my kids? the best joke here is what you piss with!!!

  • 8 donster // May 9, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Im with buster n good. How ever I was 2nd on jays mama!!

  • 9 sparky sparks // Jan 21, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    FUNNY FUNNY SHIT If you don’t think this is funny then what are you doing on this site. You have to be able to see humor in everything or else your just an uptight transgender ass.

  • 10 ricky // Jun 11, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    good shit,your haters are OBTUSE

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