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Christina Aguilera, Truly a Whore

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Q. What does Christina Aguilera use postage stamps for?

A. Her Bra.

Q. Why does Christina Aguilera wear hoop earrings?

A. So she has a place to rest her ankles.

Q. What did Christina Aguilera’s right leg said to her left leg?

A1. Nothing, they never met.

A2. Between the two of us we could make a lot of money.

Q. How is Christina Aguilera like a doorknob?

A. Everyone gets a turn.

Q. Why was Christina Aguilera banned from swimming in the ocean?

A. Because she makes the fish stink.

Q. Why does Christina Aguilera always turn her head when she hears the word whore?

A. She thinks someone is addressing her.

Q. Why did all the gynecologists kill each other?

A. They were fighting over who has to go near Christina Aguilera’s smelly Kootchie.

Q. Why do dogs like Christina Aguilera so much?

A. Because she smells like tuna.

Q. How do you know if Christina Aguilera has been in your refrigerator?

A. By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q. What do Christina Aguilera and a screen door have in common?

A. The more you bang them the looser they get.

Q. What do Christina Aguilera and railroad tracks have in common?

A. They’ve been laid all across the country.

Q. What do Christina Aguilera and a computer have in common?

A. Both tend do go down on you often.

Q. How does Christina Aguilera know when it’s time to take a bath?

A. When she does the splits and she sticks to the floor.

Q. Why is Christina Aguilera’s hair blonde?

A. Because she is so ugly that dogs piss on her head.

Q. How is Christina Aguilera like a bicycle?

A. Everyone has ridden her.

Q. How many guys has Christina Aguilera FUCKED?

A. We don’t know no one has ever been able to count that high.

Tags: Jokes

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 pandu // Jan 28, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    not so good not so nice

  • 2 Donny Dicker // Sep 2, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    I like Christina Aguilera 50′s, 60′s R&B style now. Back To Basics is a wonderful CD. Especially Disk one. For some reason I love that style of music and look

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