Not a bad track to move to, or to groove to…”my dick will bitch slap a hoe upside the head”…mickey is gonna blow up…check out http://www.myspace.com/mickeyavalon “say what you will” if you like this one…stoked for the “grove show”…..off the hook…

This clip was taken directly from every guys brain…it is dead on…If this guy was smart he would have sat in the back near the window to scope the tits and the window to help get rid of the smell if he busts ass… he probably couldn’t sit where he wanted because he was late for class…We forgot what it was like to space out in class…ahhh the fond memories!

This is the first of a series of flix from the High Times Editorial Staff. This is a very funny video even if you’re not blazed. The video could become clearer with some party favors. Anyway…while smokin’ a tone of pot has its benefits, chuckling to your self about;

Luke Highwalker,

Darth Hazer,

C-weed-PO,

Han Bolo,

Boba Fatty ,

Obi-wan’a Tokie,

Jar Jar Blunts,

or

Missy Smelliot…

the reality is, it’s probably not going to get you laid. With that said, the series as a whole is actually pretty tight. The production value is actually well done, even for a group of stoners. All this video needs is some hot women, maybe some recovering coke heads smoking weed to get over their blow addiction. I think that series would be a lot of fun to watch…it would be like Cheech and Chong, with some hot Jerry Springer trailer trash working at The Office clearly a quality show…the below is still a funny clip though…

What can I say about this video…well aside from it being sexy as all fucking hell…There is nothing I can say other than “just check this fucking thing out.” Also make sure that you arn’t at work or school where someone can be looking over your shoulder…wouldn’t want to have to attend sexual harassment classes would we??

Physical exercise is hot, right? Plus, lifting weights and doing cardio create the same “feel good” endorphins as dancing with someone. So as long as you’re at the gym, you might as well meet someone. This video has some good info but its pretty much only for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES! When you’re at the gym focus on working out so you look good for the night out. But if the opportunity presents itself TAKE IT, beatin’ a chicks StairMaster-Ass like it owes you money is a good workout too!

Step 1:

Dress The Part

If you want to get attention from the ladies, you must look the part and have the appropriate gear (no stained wife beaters etc). Wear the right footwear and gym attire. This lets women know you are serious about your workout, and that you’re not just at the gym to cruise for chicks.

Step 2:

Read The Body

Don’t be a meat head. Pay attention to a woman’s body language. She’ll give you a very clear signal if she’s interested. Look for sustained or repeated eye contact. If she gives it to you go in for the kill (don’t be a pussy).

Step 3:

Be Helpful

Don’t stare at people you are interested in. Ask them if they need a spot, a towel or any other general directions around the gym. Pay attention with your peripheral vision to women that are paying attention to you and target them for that “spot or towel.”

Step 4:

Work In

Sharing a machine might lead to brief comments or a short conversation. But if you do get to work in, don’t show off. Only lift weights you know you can handle. There is nothing worse than the chick bailing you out or causing an embarrassing scene when she screams for help after you drop the weights on your dumbass!

Step 5:

Just Do It!

Regulars have an excuse to talk to other regulars, familiar faces are comforting and less intrusive. So, be a gym rat. You might actually get in shape. And maybe you’ll get some ass out of the deal. I mean isn’t “pulling ass” the real reason guys work out anyway?? YEP!!!

1^st thing I have to say about this video is. Shit!!! Check out the grill the blonde woman…It looks like she has twenty too many teeth in there. Basically this video has some good content as far as classical or conventional courting interaction is concerned. Speaking on a personal level I like to use a woman’s eye contact and preening signals to identify who I will talk to and then subconscious mirroring to relate to them more effectively. Subconscious or in my case conscious mirroring helps to generate a feeling of connectedness with each other, that both people are in-tuned with one another. Don’t forget that when a woman glances at you, enhances her posture, grooms herself or any of the other things mentioned in this video it isn’t a clear indication of interest but when used in concert they can be powerful indicators of women self selecting themselves for you!

The first glance
This is the most vital part of the process. If a woman likes you, expect her to hold eye contact for a few seconds longer than normal. If she finds you attractive, she will look away and then look back. If she then smiles, she probably is physically attracted to you.

Sub-conscious mirroring
When she starts to slightly copy your body movements and pace through sub-conscious mirroring, it usually means there is a degree of empathy there.

Change in posture
Most women have a screen saver pose, but when she sees someone she likes, she will arch her back slightly as it creates a better body shape, making her automatically more attractive to members of the opposite sex.

Self-grooming gestures
These self checks will take place when she sees someone attractive. Therefore small, checking movements signal a degree of attraction.

Face softening
Normally women can look a bit angry or uncomfortable without realizing it. Yet when they see someone they dig, their face softens and they look much more attractive. It is an animal signal of attraction, making her seem immediately more beautiful.

Touching
She will not just touch herself, but she’ll touch you too in subtle ways whilst you are in conversation. This signals to other women that you are taken.

This video is  hilarious! I dont really know what this kid and his “mates” were thinking. Running around exposing themselves, and kidnapping a dog… But I do like this 16 year old’s defiant nature. I can remember a few times as a kid, doing something very destructive/irresponsible, like crashing a car,  burnin’ down the neighbors enormous oak tree, or egging a neighbors newly re-surfaced tennis court . Those were times where you  just had to distance yourself from an authority figure for a few days to let them simmer down a bit…either way this kid has some balls for getting on TV and telling the “hot” reporter how it is…..!

There is something about girls with guns that’s really HOT!!! Any man “with a pair” will agree with that statement. Just looking at these girls’ sculpted tits and ass jiggling with every pull of the trigger is somehow erotic. The funny thing about this video is that no matter how sexy it is, it still scares the shit out of us!!! First, these skinny girls are getting tossed around by the recoil of the weapons. After the first squeeze of the trigger at the target down range some of the girls are completely missing the target and shooting up at the sky. Second, we just don’t trust women with weapons! Well maybe with a kitchen knife, but only when they are cooking us dinner! I am glad I am watching this on video where I can’t accidentally get shot with an assault rifle when one of these girls’ fingers slips because they had too much damn cocoa butter on their hands!!!

Ahhh yes! We love Miss Teen South Carolina…and we love dumb blondes…they will never disappoint with their poignant commentary highlighting their worldly views! Lets face it kids, a blonde with more than two brain cells is probably pregnant!!!!

Informative video…don’t let women leave “Hater Marks” because they will only get you into trouble…if you are an adult over18 hickeys are seldom on accident, its just a woman trying to stake her claim…I don’t know the science behind the battery but it has bailed me out…always a good thing to know!