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Entries Tagged as 'Random Shit'

Jean Top, A New Trend?

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Wow…we hope this is a new fashion trend! I wonder if she’s wearing the rest of the jeans as bottoms…I hope not!

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Tit Bit Nipply

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Wow is it a tit bit nipply out there…probably the only time Uggs are acceptable footwear and not a fashion statement….gotta luv drunk bitches!

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Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth too!

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I don’t know about voting Republican….but I think its a better reason to not vote for a Clinton!!!

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I think we have all our bases covered!

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I think we have all our bases covered!

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Jessica Simpson Nip Slip

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A little NIP SLIP is always NICE!!!

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Dont Say This Shit!

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Don’t Say This Shit!

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I’m good at math, U+I=69

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.

What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I’d really like to pull you.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You’re good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.

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Dont Say This Shit!

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Don’t Say This Shit!

Honey, I’m new in this town – dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

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Dont Say This Shit!

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Don’t Say This Shit!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba…are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

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JAM like Bob

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JerryCurlJohn69: hey babe, u lookin hot ;-)
SexKitten05: thanks, u dont look bad urself…
JerryCurlJohn69: where r u livin these days??
SexKitten05: I live with my girlfriends in Newport Beach
JerryCurlJohn69: I want to JAM you sooo bad!!!!
SexKitten05: uh, what does “jam” mean???
JerryCurlJohn69: u know like…jam on ur face and jam in ur ass
JerryCurlJohn69: lets JAM like Bob Marley, baby….;-*

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