Sarah Palin is a shoe in for VPILF Vice President I’d Like to Fuck. Many critics say she doesn’t have the credentials for the job. We say that she is qualified!
Palin won the Miss Wasilla Pageant beauty contest, then finished (second runner-up) in the Miss Alaska pageant. She also won a college scholarship and the “Miss Congeniality” award. Obviously a hot piece of Alaskan Ass!
It is clear she has the qualifications, the only question is, does she have the votes? This election is clearly historic…we say she will be the first VPILF in US history.