Sarah Palin is a shoe in for VPILF Vice President I’d Like to Fuck. Many critics say she doesn’t have the credentials for the job. We say that she is qualified!

Palin won the Miss Wasilla Pageant beauty contest, then finished (second runner-up) in the Miss Alaska pageant. She also won a college scholarship and the “Miss Congeniality” award. Obviously a hot piece of Alaskan Ass!

It is clear she has the qualifications, the only question is, does she have the votes? This election is clearly historic…we say she will be the first VPILF in US history.

We think these should get two votes…and a good licking!

Two Votes for McCain

This is definitely one of the most patriotic  things we have ever seen…home grown hotness, what’s not to love??

Ah the 4th of July, by far the best of all the holidays, no presents to give or receive…just warm weather barbecue’s, beer, and bitches…

Hell yes this is Santa’s Favorite Blonde…If I were Santa I would make sure she had all the little “toys” she could handle…if she was a naughty girl I wouldn’t give her coal…I would give her an “Alaskan Pipeline” followed by a “Sloppy Snowball” with a tiny Elf.

Holly Shit! When we first saw this pic, it did not have the two school girl outfit pics (top left/right). We thought that this woman was a contortionist, that her ass was in the camera and her head was spun around…then we saw the other pics…holy shit, her tits hanging down look like an apple-bottom…This bitch is either a heroin smuggling mule or her going rate is $2.50 an hour per tit…either way she’s getting fucked!

Bush Does Suck! Do you think his daughters would agree? We Hope So!

GOD DAMN IT…We can’t wait for summer… If not for the sunny days, warm summer nights, girls with golden tans and very little clothing…Definitely for the fucking pussy!!!

I’m Fuckin’ there!

Either Way She’s Lookin’ Good! Awesome Side boobage!