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“The Rules” As Women See Them

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-  The female always makes the rules. -  The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. -  No male can possibly know all the rules. -  If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules. -  The female is never wrong. […]

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Women from a Man’s Perspective

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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.” The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.” They then asked the woman, “What are you?” She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, […]

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Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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You can enjoy a beer all month long. Beer stains wash out. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball. If your beer is flat, you can toss it out. Beer is never late. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you […]

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Why a Handgun is better than a Woman

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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman #10 – You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road. #8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he […]

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ABC’s of ex girlfriends

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A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope […]

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Vaginal Rejuvenation

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 Shit…my wife having 5 kids…her snatch would be destroyed…as much as her tits would sag…I wouldn’t give her a flower  after her Vaginal Rejuvenation though…I’d serve her with papers before the she started gaining weight from her first pregnancy.

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Helen Keller Jokes 1

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How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road! Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she stumbles around and bumps into things! If Helen Keller […]

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Blonde Jokes 2

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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show! How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain […]

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Blonde Jokes 1

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when can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? When she cant find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear What does a blonde and an airplane have in common? They both have cock pits…… A blonde goes into a library and says, Id like a burger with fries. The librarian […]

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Women Bashing Jokes

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What does a woman and carpet have in common? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later why are womens feet so small? So they can stand closer to the stove How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they […]

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