What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why.
(Adam Ferrara)
If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
Why haven’t any women [...]

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A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.” The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and [...]

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What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says “what seems to be the problem [...]

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-  The female always makes the rules.

-  The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

-  No male can possibly know all the rules.

-  If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.

-  The female is never wrong.

-  If the female is [...]

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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.”
The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.”
They then asked the woman, “What are you?”
She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
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Q:  What [...]

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You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
A hangover will go [...]

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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let [...]

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A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and [...]

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 Shit…my wife having 5 kids…her snatch would be destroyed…as much as her tits would sag…I wouldn’t give her a flower  after her Vaginal Rejuvenation though…I’d serve her with papers before the she started gaining weight from her first pregnancy.

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How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!
Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.
Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she stumbles around and bumps into things!
If Helen Keller fell down in [...]

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