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Good Old Fashion Humor

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Why did God invent yeast infections? So that women know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt. How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake. What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? Marriage. What’s the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? I […]

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A “LOVE” Poster

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Any man who cannot love you in all your seasons is no man at all. That is, unless you’re a cold, conniving psycho-bitch from Hell. Then all bets are off.

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When girls don’t put out!! (A SCENERIO)

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were […]

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It’s Great To Be Chauvinistic!

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it. How many divorced Men does it take to […]

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TOP CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

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Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants. If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn’t work because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from nobody. When Chuck Norris falls out […]

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Christina Aguilera, Truly a Whore

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Q. What does Christina Aguilera use postage stamps for? A. Her Bra. Q. Why does Christina Aguilera wear hoop earrings? A. So she has a place to rest her ankles. Q. What did Christina Aguilera’s right leg said to her left leg? A1. Nothing, they never met. A2. Between the two of us we could […]

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Some Sexist Jokes

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Why do women get married in white? So they match the kitchen appliances! Why is Clinton gonna lose the election? Cause she is a woman What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women’s clinic? The god damned dishes if she knows what’s good for her. What’s the difference […]

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Jokes To Get The Juices Flowin’

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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why. (Adam Ferrara) If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in! […]

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Irresistable To Women

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A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.” The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and […]

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Random Jokes That Women Love

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What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says “what seems to be the problem […]

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