What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show!

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

Why is a blonde like a turtle? They’re both screwed when they’re on their back.

What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized.

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room.

Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? Because she’s been laid all over the country.

Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? Who cares?

What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ”F” in Sex.