when can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? When she cant find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear

What does a blonde and an airplane have in common? They both have cock pits……

A blonde goes into a library and says, Id like a burger with fries. The librarian says, Dont you know where you are? The blonde says, (whispering) I’d like a burger with fries.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? twist the cork and throw it back

how do you kill a blonde? Put spikes on her shoulders and ask her a question (*shrugs shoulders* “i don’t know, i don’t know”)

What u call a blond with pigtales? A blow job with handle bars

Why does the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take out the tissues.

how do you keep a blonde busy? put her in a circled room and tell her to find a corner.

What did the “Blonde” put behind her ears, to get a man? Her ankles.

how is a blonde like a screen door? The more you slam it, the looser it gets.

what did the blondes right leg say to her left leg? nothing they never meet

why did the blonde have to drink a hot pepsi? Because she couldnt fit the ice in the bottle.

A blonde and a brunette jumped off a building which landed first and why? The brunette because the blonde had to ask for directions.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a swimming pool.