Dating is a game to most women, there’s no question about that, but this is something most men don’t realize. Most men have a goal in mind; a guy may be out at night trying to get laid or looking for a gorgeous girl next door to settle down with, and all that bullshit that [...]

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn’t work because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap [...]

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